"Live Weird, Fake Your Death" Canvas Tote Bag – Opossum Edition

Embrace the chaos with this opossum-approved life motto! This canvas tote features a delightfully unhinged design of a mischievous opossum alongside the words "Live Weird, Fake Your Death." Whether you're just vibing or fully committed to the art of dramatic exits, this tote has you covered.

Why You Need It:

• Unapologetically Weird – A design as chaotic as your life choices.

• Sturdy & Spacious – Perfect for carrying all your essentials (or snacks for your next "disappearance").

• Eco-Friendly – Skip the plastic, carry your weirdness sustainably.

Ideal for cryptid enthusiasts, night creatures, and anyone who takes life just seriously enough.

🛍️ Product Details:

Material: Canvas
Size: ~35X40CM
Color: White
Machine washable

📦📦 SHIPPING 📦📦

📩 Mailed by Canada post

All sales are FINAL. ⚠️

Ships from British Columbia, Canada via Canada Post letter mail. Estimated delivery dates from Canada Post are as follows:

🇨🇦 CANADA - 1 to 2 weeks

🇺🇸 USA - 1 to 3 weeks

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📍 ADDRESSES

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Thank you so much for purchasing! I hope these stickers bring you joy! 💜